• runner: hey guys, i threw up after that workout/race yesterday
  • non runner friend: what the heck that's gross why do you do that to yourself what kind of a cult are you part of why are you happy about that and why would you tell me that i'm appalled.
  • runner friend: right on nice work i'm impressed you must have put out a great effort what were your splits and what was the workout/event the last time i threw up was weeks ago i really need to step it up your coach must be proud